Genuine
None of our apple pies are fake. They are all genuine, and not plastic (unlike our carrot pies).
Watery
All of our apple pies contain about 60% water. Water is good for you. Our apple pies, therefore, are good for you.
Fresh apple pies from a farm, sold by a man called John.
None of our apple pies are fake. They are all genuine, and not plastic (unlike our carrot pies).
All of our apple pies contain about 60% water. Water is good for you. Our apple pies, therefore, are good for you.
Buy an apple pie before it's too late.
A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!
A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!
| Colour | Price | Tastiness |
|---|---|---|
| Yellow | £42-ish | Not that tasty. |
| Green | Too much | It's OK. |
| Blue | Doesn't exist | As I said, doesn't exist. |
Lovely pies! Very tasty!
John Smith | 5 stars
I found a slug. It was moving. Very tasty slug!
Jane Doe | 4 stars